ISIS Goes Hawaiian (Demilune Press, forthcoming 2016)
Plot summary: Intent on teaching ISIS to surf, reggae singer Shaggy travels to Kurdistan to join the PKK. There, he will be taught important lessons in both armed resistance and humanist geopolitics. Perhaps he will even succeed in showing the Islamic State the proper art of beachside revelry! The book is narrated by Mike Love of the Beach Boys, who will learn to overcome his Islamophobia and get back to his surfing roots. All proceeds to go to the Kurdistan Workers Party.