Dream Diary: Sea Turtle

Nabisco is the first company to colonize space. The talk show host makes an excellent joke about CharlieCards, which I am comforted by because my CharlieCard malfunctions at the very instant the joke is told. Two women offend a sea turtle by tossing it back into the water and remarking that there is no life on this beach. A woman thinks she is extremely funny when she says “My position on the St. Vitus’s Dance is a bit shaky.” We are shown an incredible series of painted ceilings that make many of us orgasm.