- Tony Blair
- Gilles Deleuze
- Ludwig von Mises
- Led Zeppelin
- Henry Louis Gates
- Jesus Christ
- E.E. Cummings
- Peter Eisenman
- Cory Booker
- Hegel
- Chevy Chase
[Note: this is not my list of enemies, which has overlaps but is distinct.]
crimes (respectively): fake labour, fake insight, fake economics, fake blues, fake scholarship, fake prophecy, fake poetry, fake architecture, fake politics, fake philosophy, fake comedy