Dream Diary: Topiary Dentist

A neighbor chastises me for mispronouncing the word “topiary.” “It’s topi-ah-ree or to-pee-a-ree, not to-pi-airy.”

A dentist is skeptical when I tell him my teeth are falling out. I show him the places in my mouth where the teeth used to be, but he insists that since I cannot find the teeth, I have not really lost them.