Dream Diary: ISIS

After capsizing my ambulance in Riyadh, I was kidnapped by ISIS.

On the whole, conditions in the prison camp were not as bad as I had expected. They had opened a small shop where the inmates could buy shorts. ISIS had its own version of the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration), which they called the EFAA (the “E” stood for “Evil”) There were group calisthenics. We were each given cats. For the first time in my life, I was truly happy.

But then, at Movie Night, I accidentally left my cellphone on and it began to ring during the film. For this, I was rightly beheaded.

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