Dream Diary: Such Trivialities as Plot

I star in a film about a lonely man trapped in a decaying airport. Critics praise the film for “daring to prioritize architecture over such trivialities as plot.”

* * * *

They are trying to talk me into joining the Graduate Students Union.

“What is the Union fighting for?” I ask.

“We want all meals on the Harvard jet to be served with flowers,” they reply.

* * * *

All of the nuns’ phones rang at once. It was the Dean, telling them the good news that they would soon be upgraded to Knights.