Scraps: “A Gluten-Free Breakfast”

“And how often are you flossing?”

“Whenever I remember to.”

“Hmmm…”

“You’re beginning to sound very judgmental,” I was about to say to the periodontist. But I realized that my gums, which were bleeding profusely from the buildup of plaque, might undermine my point. So instead I said:

“But I do eat a gluten-free breakfast every morning.”

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