Scraps: “A Gluten-Free Breakfast”

“And how often are you flossing?”

“Whenever I remember to.”


“You’re beginning to sound very judgmental,” I was about to say to the periodontist. But I realized that my gums, which were bleeding profusely from the buildup of plaque, might undermine my point. So instead I said:

“But I do eat a gluten-free breakfast every morning.”