Dream Diary: “Nautical Semester”

The law school brochure indicated that we could spend next semester on a ship if we so chose. The ship had a lifeboat twice its size, which the brochure promised would be made of brand-new Lego.

I impress the professor in two ways: by continuing to call her “Professor” long after everyone else has begun to use her first name only, and by reminding her of the names of the Teletubbies whenever she forgets them.

 

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