Dream Diary: “Wonkavator”

I am envious of a journalist who has been given a James Jones fellowship to write about “somatic policing.” A dispute erupts between Willy Wonka and a tour group after Wonka reveals he is sending them all to be stretched in the taffy-room. Every time I move my face, I get an additional wrinkle, forcing me to paralyze myself. I am asked what I think the key insights are from a reading I have not done.