Dream Diary: “Two Examinations”

The PhD examinations included a “custom” section that was based on the profile of your interests as determined by your online history. I opened the test packet and found that I was expected to answer forty questions on Mo Willems’s Pigeon book series.

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To my surprise, the bar exam had introduced a “golf” component, and I wondered whether “not being good at golf” qualified as a disability for the purposes of an exemption.

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“I can deal with rats,” I told the hotel manager. “The mere presence of rats in my room is not the problem. It is the fact that they are so very unashamed.”